I hope the title does not scare you away. This is not going to be a voyage through the
academic doldrums of the dismal science.
The first reason being, economics is dull. The second, I am not qualified to present
such a tour. Let me assure you, among most
of my readers, I am probably the closest to being qualified. But the truth is, of the hundreds of pages
read, and the myriad lectures attended in completion of my business degree
(which included three Economics classes), I remember only three things:
·
The natural price of any commodity is determined
by the intersection of the supply and demand curves.
·
Economics is the only science that uses the term
“utile” (yoo-tile).
·
The girl that sat in front of me in Intermediate
Micro Economics was stunning.
I am sure that somewhere in a previous post I shared my
belief that Economics is a behavioral science.
And as such, much like its academic kin, Psychology and Sociology,
provides tools for explaining what happened in the past but has demonstrated
damn little usefulness in predicting future events.
In those aforementioned academic brushes with Economics, this
student was exposed to various mathematical tools that when faithfully applied
resulted in the production of very impressive charts and graphs purporting to
divine future events regarding monetary outcomes given specific assumptions
about human behavior. And it should be
obvious to you by now that it is not the fault of the tools, but the humans’
failure to behave as predicted that causes the problem. For this, we must cast some blame at the feet
of the Psychologists. Much of Economic Theory
is predicated on the assumption that people, known rather dispassionately to
the economist as consumers, will always behave in a manner that advances their
own self interests. This consumer is
known as the rational man.
It is hard to build a reliable test for living, breathing human
subjects, as they are often smarter (albeit, less educated) than the
experimenter. So, the economist has no
choice but to create the surrogate rational man and subject him to the
experimental psychologist, who learned very early that the way to avoid chaotic
results was to abandon humans as test subjects in favor of white mice.
Therefore, it is easy to understand why economists are frustrated when their
test population shows a preference for beer over cheese. A mouse will quickly learn the shortest route
to its reward and continue to shave time off of its maze navigation building on
its success. The student volunteer;
being motivated by that cool, frothy elixir will, after repeated successful attempts
begin to demonstrate a rather sharp drop-off of performance, quite often
pausing in mid-test to nap.
To overcome this weakness in test design, the economists
introduced a second variable (pizza) and a unit of measurement to conveniently
assign a relative value. This unit is
the “utile” which has no naturally occurring mathematical properties. It is only useful in identifying the degree
of preference for one consumable over the other. The rational man will always assign a lower
utile value to the next unit of any consumable than he did to the last until,
when finally sated for his desire of the consumable in question the utile value
drops to zero.
Let me try to demonstrate the theorem: A hungry rational man will buy a pizza. And he will buy some beer to accompany the
pizza. If that rational man is still
hungry and thirsty, he will continue to buy pizza and beer in such quantities
as his cash permits. But as his hunger
is sated and his thirst slaked, the amount he is willing to pay for each
additional pizza or beer decreases: That is to say, the cash has a greater
utile value than the next pizza or beer.
(If you are with me so far, you have completed the minimum work product
for Econ 101.) But the rational man does
not behave like the typical student. It
is evident to any person visiting a frat house the morning after a party, that
while there may be boxes of unfinished pizza lying about, one is highly
unlikely to find an untapped keg or capped beer bottle. The evidence seems to establish that unlike
most consumables where the utile value decreases as availability increases, an
inverse relationship, beer (and other intoxicants) demonstrates the opposite
trend (a positive relationship). The more
one drinks, the more one wants to drink; until of course one passes out.
There is one other well-tested example yielding a similar outcome. But this is hardly the place to analyze the
phenomenon unfolding within the environs of a strip club. I wonder what ever happened to that girl from
Intermediate Micro Economics.
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