Princely Regard

At midday today, Friday, April 20, 2016 my AT&T Web news feed offered seventy (70, or LXX for you classicists) headlines.  Twenty-five (25, or XXV) of these stories are about Prince.  Yeah, I lived through the 80s.  I remember Prince.  But come on, this is enough!  It's not like he cured cancer or developed a vaccine for stupidity.  I am considering resigning from the human race and starting my own species, holbrookus disgruntilus.