The truth is, I am a liar.
I have been all my (long, long) life.
Here’s a harder pill to swallow; so are you.
Think about what you are seeing in the news presently. In the last three days, NFL Commissioner Roger
Goodell has changed his story about his awareness of the facts in the Ray Rice
story (Baltimore Ravens running back accused of battering his wife) every time
a fresh news tidbit is released by TMZ.
It seems each week we are regaled with yet another tale of
lost e-mail archives belonging to IRS operatives close to Lois Lerner. But we are assured that the system crashes
and hard drive destruction do not implicate any of the players. The events, it seems, were all in line with
standard data protection procedures.
Three CIA contract security officers (all ex-spec ops
veterans) are making the media rounds promoting a book they co-wrote in which their
central point is they were prevented by order from responding to the American
diplomatic compound in Benghazi during the September 11, 2012 attack during
which four Americans were killed, including the U.S. Ambassador to Libya. In form of a denial, officials of the State
Department and CIA parsed words over the meaning of “stand down”.
Just yesterday, President Obama delivered a prime-time
televised address in which he presented his plan to arm the Syrian Rebels as
part of the effort to “degrade” ISIS. In
an August 8 interview, the rebels were described by the President as not
capable of using and protecting such assets effectively.
This is not intended to be a political rant. I just use these recent events to illustrate
the propensity of humans to use falsehoods.
Everybody lies. The question is
why. Where do we learn this shameful
social behavior?
I posit that we do not
learn to lie, but rather we must be taught to tell the truth. Self-preservation is the strongest driver of
the human psyche. Lying is innate. The instinct to avoid conflict runs
deep. And one way to avoid conflict is
to rearrange facts to mirror the information people want hear: “If I can just get them to believe me, I can
get out of here with a minimum amount of damage.” We don’t even work to make the lies believable. As long as it delays punitive action (yes, we
are an instant gratification culture) we are satisfied.
“But Dale,” you ask, “How can you say this is instinctive
rather than learned?” Because as soon as
we can talk, we start telling lies: Ask any toddler with cookie crumbs on that
innocent little face, “Did you get a cookie out of the cookie jar?” Their instant answer, bolstered by the
dramatic, thoughtful head shake is, “No.”
So there you have it, immutable proof that we are born
liars. And how, you wonder, is this
going to make you rich? I am offering
you an opportunity to get in on the ground floor of the next big thing. An invention so right for our times that it
will become an instant best seller, Halon Pants. These pants would be lined with thin pockets filled
with halon 1301. The material of which
the pockets are made would melt well below the ignition temperature of the fabric
of the trousers. The release of the
halon gas prevents fire by chemically mixing with all three of the elements
necessary for ignition, oxygen, heat and fuel. Voila! Fire proof
pantaloons.
Our engineers were interviewing women about the unique
challenges related to the design of fire-safe skirts and dresses when they
assured us such work was unnecessary as women never lie.
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