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Thanks, Mom! |
On that rare occasion when the pride of Oscar Mayer was the
only dining option, I would have to drown the beast in condiments. Bring me catsup! Bring me relish! Bring me mustard! Or, if you can, bring me a hamburger! Many a time I have fought back the urge to
retch when I witnessed some tyke roaming around with a bare Ball Park frank,
listlessly gnawing away as they uncaringly teetered this way and that.
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Charlton Heston, "Soylent Green" |
But now my stand against miniature bologna (yeah, you guessed
right, I don’t eat that either) is reinforced by academic investigation. A recent study of hot dog hygiene issues by
Clear Foods, results published October 26, 2015, reveals two percent (2%) of
wieners tested contained human DNA. Aghhh!
You’ve been eating people. And not
only were you unaware, you developed a passionate liking for it! The age of Soylent Green (look it up!) is here; or would this be
Soylent Pink.
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Coming soon, “California’s New Right to Die Initiative;
Coincidence or Correlation?” (See Soylent Green)
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The Right Honorable Edmund Gerald Brown, Jr., Governor |
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